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This is the title for today. It's been a while. I've been doing badly in school, not working very hard, and having a great time. I met this wonderful girl that I love to spend all of my time with, and all of my money on. I've probably changed majors due to my gpa, but whateva :p Too much stuff has happened to remember, so I think I'm done for now. I'm home for the summer, jobless, topless(teehee! :P), but I'm doing fine. Maybe I'll update later after I've spent enough time getting fit and getting a tan. I love you Justine :)



02-02-2002


I put both of my shoes on at the same time. I haven't been able to update this website lately because of how terribly slow my internet is here at school. I find it very amusing that a fifteen thousand dollar T1 line cannot allow me to do things my cable modem could at home. Oh well, whatever. I found a new(old) way to do this. I've resorted to writing in notepad once again. *sign*

I like kicking leaves when it is windy outside and watching them catch a gust of wind and ride up high into the air. Simple things can amuse us, or even hurt us. Human emotion is so fickle.. it can be good, it can be bad... An instantaneous smile that forms on that special girls face, or the cheerful countenance turned pained. I wish I could come to understand it all, but I know I cannot even begin to. I saw a tv show where these very stupid looking girls guessed what another had previously said about them. One question was what super powers they would like to have. To be able to read minds... that would be mine. Sure, being able to fly and become invisible would be fun for a while, but think how different the world would be if, every time you met a person, you could know what they were thinking. That girl in the pool room yesterday would know how I thought she was as annoying as she was fat. You would know who cared, and who was just there for the ride. But could we handle the truth? Such a generic question can be so very true.

I have a biology midterm in two days, yet I haven't studied at all. Im tired of studying. I expected to actually have some fun this weekend, but that didn't go as planned. All I can think about is STUDY STUDY STUDY and GO FASTER. Im obsessed. I guess the only complement I ever get that isn't related to "you're so good at .....(which I need help at)" is about my car. D00d what a ph4t ride, y0! That fuckin mass of metal is a money drain. If I could have all of the money I've wasted on it I'd just settle with having people drive me around, that is more fun anyway. So I wouldn't get all that attention.. but who gives a damn. Im tired of attention.

I sit here listening to Pachelbel over and over, I'll change to Beethoven or Mozart after I've heard the song enough. I can just listen to the music with my eyes closed and type this. Finding all of the right keys is only a matter of taking it slow... I can type forever without mistake as long as I find each key as slowly as necessary. Ah.. now I'm typing nothing. Oh well. I guess that means it's a good time to end this. I hope tripod will let me upload this one, and not screw up my links and such. *crosses fingers*



02-02-2002


That isn't right...



01-16-2002


nusrkibwc Unscramble it. Name of a city or a country? Typical IQ test question. My little brother always gets me to take those, and I'd be a proud member of Mensa five times over if they were accurate. First entry of the new year.. big deal. People get so worked up over the passage of time.. we celebrate birthdays, new years.. the same holdays over and over. It's just another year. I apologize for amitys sake, but I tire of such things rather easily. Christmas lights give the neighborhood a pleasant atmosphere for a couple weeks.. it is nice how santa clause waves at me at night.. but we needn't illuminate the world for a quarter of the year. Be realistic. Remember that energy crisis?

This is most likely my last day at home.. but I can't figure out if I could possibly go back this weekend instead of tomorrow because I can't access my schedule. Fortunately for me the UCR website is so congested that I can't change classes either. Neat. I think I may just skip class Friday(what a day to start the quarter, eh?) and rest another couple days. Im still feeling pretty bad. This medicine the doctor rushed to give me isn't getting rid of my cough. .and now I ache all over. *sigh* Will it never end?

Never without the car. Fixed power steering and exhaust leaks yesterday.. burned my arm on the y-pipe because I thought that would be fun. The red loctite I put on the collector bolts tastes pretty sweet, but it doesn't feel too good when it drips with oil and dirt into your eyes. Oh well, no harm done. Im used to it by now. My brother and I have been wanting to race since I rebuilt my engine, and we finally got to it last night. We figured the tools, system, fire extinguishers and extra fluids in my car would be a trade off for having his girlfriend with him. My car still weighs more though, since his has an aluminum block and radiator, low profile intake, and less metal all around. 0-60 stock for my car was over seven seconds, while his was closer to five seconds flat. Anyway, we were pretty even from 0-65, but then he pulled ahead. I think we were both impressed with how well I did. Both cars are pretty traction deficient, though. We'll have to work on that this summer.



01-02-2002


bitch! Yup, it says bitch! Im so tired. / yeah so tired. I got medicine today. he he yeah. OH hum heh. Puede interferir con la pastilla de control de natalidad. I KNOW! I had planned on writing something meaningful but I just deleted it. I guess you have to be in the mood to write, and I haven't really been in that mood for a few weeks. Anyway, happy new year everyone. 2002 will be a good one.



12-30-2001


Thank you. Thank you very much.



12-28-2001


Another story. Yeah, not really an update.. just a story by Bob.



Evening Delight

by Bob Culkin


          Click.
          The clock rolled over to six o’clock. His evening hour had officially begun. Work had been the usual bore. Paper shuffling to the left, paper shuffling to the right. Co-workers exchanging gossip and stock tips, women complaining about lovers and cramps. Bosses throwing orders around as if they were going out of style, and the continuous stampede of footsteps as temps hurried about, completing purposeless errands.
          But none of that mattered for now. His monotonous workday and tiring effects would be cancelled out by this evening romp. The young, single man sauntered to his dresser, bags forming under his eyes. Wearing nothing but his silk boxers, he gazed into the mirror.
          “Jesus, I look like shit,” he muttered to himself. But he knew how to fix that problem.
          Pop. One pill. Gulp. Pop. Two pills. Gulp. Pop. Three pills. Gulp.
          He looked into the mirror again, his face shined with a healthy glow. The bags were gone and his eyes were filled with a wiry energy. Rummaging through the dresser he pulled out his Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt, pleated slacks, and leather belt.
          Snap. Zip. Chink.
          Completely dressed, nearly ready to go, it was now time for his hair. With a little weave here, a little weave there, and a gentle application of his styling gel, his hair looked slick, stylish, sheik.
          Spray. Splash. He now smelled like perfection. Socks, shoes, finished.
          Click.
          The clock rolled over to seven o’clock.
          He hit the streets with a mean walk. He looked confident and stylish, a man who was capable of anything imaginable.
          “Hey stud, want a date?”
          Pausing, he turned around to see who the owner of this sultry voice was. A young woman, wearing thigh-high black boots, a revealing skirt with slits on the sides, and a size too small top from the Armani Exchange stood before him. Her thighs were shapely, her breasts were well-rounded, and her face exuded beauty. Underneath her overdone lipstick and eye-shadow was a princess.
          Looking into her eyes, everything seemed to make sense. No more worries, no more stress, just bliss. Nodding slowly, he took her gently by the arm and led her back to his apartment, which was only a block away.
          They made the usual small talk that unfamiliar lovers resort to in order to fill the silence. They shared uncomfortable laughter and lofty grins. The feeling that filled his heart was similar to that of meeting your first-love.
          Once back in his apartment, she sat gently on his bed, curling up in his soft white sheets that matched the bleached-white carpet. The look in her eyes said everything that needed to be spoken. Without a moment’s hesitation, he frolicked to the restroom and began his search through the medicine cabinet, and then the cupboard below the sink.
          He muttered to himself, “Damn it, where the hell is it?”
          "If you can’t find one, I have a few extra.”
          Chuckling, he replied cheerfully, “Trust me, you don’t have what I need.”
          “Ooooohhh, sounds like someone is hung like a horse. I just love that in a man, a real man.” The tone of her voice was that of a little girl who was proclaiming her love for strawberry ice cream, or possibly and more applicably, pony rides.
          Grinning widely he grabbed the half-filled bottle of bleach. This young vixen needed to be cleaned before he could risk fooling around with her. Unscrewing the cap he walked back into the bedroom.
          “Whatcha got there big boy?”
          Giggling, he replied, “Bleach.”
          As her face scrunched up into a confused frown he lunged forward with the open container. The bleach poured out like water from a garden hose. As the white base washed over her tender face, searing her eyes, burning her whorish lips, she let out a crescendo wail of pain and agony.
          To drown out her alerting screams, he forced her mouth open and poured the remainder of the bottle down her gasping throat. The bleach parched his hands and burned under his nails, but the endorphins coursing through him washed it all away.
          As she lay there, struggling to survive, eyes blinded and her insides burning away, the young man washed his hands. He undressed himself and threw his clothes in the hamper. There was no need to risk dirtying his threads. Returning to the bedroom, he grabbed the luscious whore by her discolored hair and proceeded to drag her into the bathroom, where he dumped her in the shower. Her cries were muted by her constant pain and the fact that she was uncontrollably vomiting. The young man sat by her side, and watched her battle with death for a period of minutes, wondering about her friends, her family, and her age.
          Nude, and glistening with sweat, he departed to the kitchen nook. There he made himself a bologna sandwich, and poured a glass of sparkling apple cider.
          Click.
          The stereo filled the apartment with the glorious sounds of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony. Closing his eyes, and thoughtfully chewing his sandwich, he could imagine angels flying, demons screaming, women giving birth through their assholes, and deformed children running through green fields.
          Click.
          The clock rolled over to eight o’clock. The broken specimen still lived. But what she was going through could not, and should not be qualified as living in any way. He gazed at this suffering being who lay there shivering, shaking, convulsing, and whimpering.
          Confusion overwhelmed his mind.
          “What now?” he asked himself.
          Just as he began to doubt himself and his decision, “Ode To Joy” filled the room. As if God himself were directing him, the young man knew what to do. Reaching under the sink he procured a heavy wrench.
          He laid his hand upon the girl’s face and whispered, “Shhhh, it’s okay dear. Everything will be just fine.”
          Thunk.
          With a deft blow, he slammed the wrench against her breasts.
          Snap.
          Her ribs snapped like twigs.
          Thunk.
          Her sternum caved in. Her lungs caved in, no longer capable of taking in air. She squirmed, delivering silent screams and groans. The blood from her torn flesh splashed across his face, across his waiting lips.
          As the “Ode To Joy” reached its climax, everything turned into a blur, a frenzy.
          Thunk. Thunk. Snap. Gasp. Thunk. Gasp. Snap. Thunk. Thunk. Thunk.
          Click.
          The clock rolled over to nine o’clock. They body in the tub no longer resembled a human being. All he could see was bruised and torn flesh, protruding bones, blood, and gore.
          His muscles were hard with exertion, his arm burned from lactic acid, and his cock was painfully hard from the eroticism of this event. Setting down the wrench he pulled a ribbed condom from the medicine cabinet. Carefully putting it on, he entered the tub and straddled the mangled mass of humanity. He pushed up her torn and bloody skirt, sliding
          “Ribbed for her pleasure,” he laughed to himself.
          This young man rode her with passion and love, wondering what the next day would bring him. But none of that really mattered for now, because he had his beauty, his love, his evening delight.



12-21-2001


Winter break. Finals are over and Im back at home now, fixing things and hurting myself. Oh yeah. I had to stay at school thursday until about 10:15 because Im somewhat competent, not like all of the other escorts that did not show up. 2/6 of us were on time, 1 came an hour and a half late. But hey, I got to be dispatcher and sit on my ass for two and a half hours, so it wasn't so bad.

The two nights that I've been here I have had dreams and been able to remember them.. I guess I can only dream at home, while I can hardly sleep at school. The reason I've been sick is probably because of sleep deprivation.. your body heals from the day while you rest, but you can't rest when it sounds like a football game is being played outside your door from 1pm to 3am and you have classes as 9. Yeah, Im bitter. But at least now I can go take a shower without wearing sandals. I think I might even take a bath...

12-15-2001


Here I am again. Last night(this morning) at about 2am Scott started talking in his sleep, and then snoring.. I wasn't tired enough to sleep anyway, so I started surfing the thirdgen.org message boards. My post count has almost reached 1000, so I frequent the boards a lot. I found an article about someone who had written about the death of the fbody. For those of you who don't know what that is, the camaro and firebird are no longer being produced. The author credited this to "computer chips." I guess she doesn't know that cars have been computer controlled since at least the early 80's. The article can be seen here: http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/335/auto/Computer_chip_ends_Detroit_Muscle_s_reign+.shtml

Now, it was 2 am and I was pretty mad at this guy(its actually a women, no wonder!). To be so ignorant of cars in general and still write this crap about them.. she claimed that a $500 chip could give already "feisty" import engines 50 horsepower..bullshit. Yeah, a ford focus is real feisty, and putting in a computer chip magically gives it another 50 horsepower. She made it sound like you have to take an entire GM engine apart for only minimal gains, while you could upgrade every part of the honda civic. That just made me mad.. how ignorant can people be? Adding an exhaust tip and racing stripes, and a stereo in your econo-box honda-cart isn't going to make it a muscle car, like she claims.. anyway, here is an email I wrote her:


Hello. I recently read your article at Boston.com, and I would just like to point out how much of a joke it is. You are clearly completely ignorant of american cars in general, as well as imports. The computer chip killed the camaro and firebird huh? Are you aware that cars have been computer controlled since as early as 1981? Did you know that many f-body enthusiasts burn their custom own prom computer chips to make custom fuel tables and timing curves? (thats programmable read only memory for the ignorant, such as yourself). Older cars have eproms(you guessed it, erasable programmable read only..). And so on. What is a fuel table, and a timing curve you ask? Well you must know this, since you're so sure that a $500 computer chip can add 50 horsepower to a stock "Audis, Hondas, Volkswagens, Mitsubishis, the Ford Focus". Oh yeah, I'll wave my bullshit flag at that. There is no way in hell any of these cars could benefit that much in stock form from a single computer chip. What, is it magic or something? Is that how cars work? Press the pedal and magic makes the wheels spin?

"But to add 50 horsepower to one of these rigs meant boring out the cylinders, tinkering with valves, changing pistons ... a greasy, lengthy job." Wow, that was a very ignorant statement. Do you know that boring out the cylinders in an engine creates a very negligable performance gain? Boring is cleaning up the cylinder walls so that the engine block can be reused(yeah, they call that big piece of metal a block, and its not even a cube!). Greasy, Ewwwwwwwwwwww!! Anything you do with a car is dirty, even a honda.

"Tricked out, chipped up, turbocharged, and customized, a Honda Civic, an Audi A4, a Toyota MR2, a VW Jetta all meet the needs of those looking for what the Camaro and Firebird offered their generations." Bullshit. No one in their right mind that had ever liked an fbody would go this route. Sure, you can spend $10,000 on your econobox honda civic to make it as fast as I spent $2500 to go, but then it wont even be street legal. Let me introduce you to a century old term, "Naturally Aspirated". Yeah, thats N/A. You may have seen it in one of your favorite rice burner flicks, such as the fast and the furious. Thats what superchargering, turbocharging, and nitrous injecting are. By the way, nitrous isn't permanent, thats why its called "cheater gas." Back to the point. In stock form new camaros and firebirds have around 300 rear wheel horsepower, as opposed to the honda civic which has probably 160 at the flywheel. I wouldn't go into flywheel versus rear wheel horsepower with you, its much to complicated for you to understand. But anyway, we'll say that 300 horsepower in the camaro could be converted to equal about 360-375 horsepower at the flywheel. Lets compare. 160..375.. Add turbo to a honda and you get maybe 300, add it to a camaro and you get 700. Didn't know that, huh? A 50 horsepower chip and a chrome tip doesn't exactly make your little import very fast now, does it?

Then you go into how "tuners" individualize their cars, yet they all follow a three step plan? Okay, first of all there is that magical computer stuff that you wish you understood. Next comes upgrading exhaust to boost horsepower. Boost huh? Is that a synonym for release? Oh yeah, that heavy body kit is a must. Couldn't do it without that.

I'll applaud your efforts for trying to explain why fbody production is stopping, but next time you may want to do some reading.

12-07-2001


Is this amazing? Another update! Holy crap! Maybe I've started something. I think this is the longest surviving website I have ever created...over four years. Too bad I didn't use it for over three of those years. Anyway, here is whats new:

Finals are coming! Next week! Calculus and chemistry finals.. so only one real final to study for. I'll cram a little for chemistry, but I REALLY need to study calculus. Honors is done with for the quarter, the ethics class was actually interesting today. A Jew and a Roman Catholic spoke about religion and..what the hell, someone moved my clock.. oh well. Yeah, religion. Always an interesting topic when you get a hundred and fourty students in a room to discuss, especially when someone has the audacity to call god a monkey as a ..Whoopi Goldberg said that the most common names in the bible are Latisha, Latifa, Shaniqua, and Johnson. Then some idiot agreed with her, what the f@#$!? Oh well. This creature can eat its own weight in a day and is very distructive? What is it? A teenager? ! A locust! Sorry, Im listening to Hollywood Squares... this show is so very stupid.. This humor is obviously created for unintelligent people, just as 99% of television is. I was actually discussing that with my roommate today. Notice how all of the crappy colleges advertise on TV? The average dumb person sees that and goes, "Wow! I can get a job in computers/medical/dental/etc!" Sure, as a computer/medical/whatever ASSISTANT or some lame entry level job that you hardly need schooling for. Okay done with that topic.

On to something that I was sent last night. My friend Bob told me that he had written a story because he just had an urge to write. He was told to write a story using the words "papaya", "magnet", and "sandals". Enjoy.

The Papaya Girl

by Bob Culkin


          I'll never forget that bitter sweet day in the Bahamas when I met that beautiful dark-skinned Papaya girl. I recall walking through the streets of a tropical paradise, vibrant colors surrounding me, people drinking from coconut shells, the works. What you would think of only seeing in cheesy Hawaii flicks was actually a reality here. This was a place I would be happy to die in.
          On that joyous day I remember walking down the cobble-stone pavement, grinning as the natives marveled at what appeared to be my white skin. I guess just about anything shy of black seems white in comparison to those who have been conditioned to the blistering heat.
          Like a sudden burst of fireworks, I can recall being engulfed in flashing spots of brightness. As the world began to spin, all I could see was a blurry shape heading towards me. A moment later, all was dark.
          After what seemed like an eternity I can recall climbing out of the darkness, and entering a world basked in coolness. Shade surrounding me in every way I looked. But what I recall the most is the feeling of warm arms wrapped around my sweaty torso. Once my eyes adjusted, I could make out the person holding me. It was a dark-skinned beauty. Her hair was long and flowing, her legs were firm and toned, and last but not least, her chest carried a voluptuous bounty. I was mesmerized to say the least.
          I asked her for her name and all she could say in response was, "Papaya." I asked again and received the same response. After a few minutes of this mindless exchange, I realized that she did not speak English, and that she always answered "Papaya" because that is what she sold. To the left of her firm thigh was a basket filled with ripe papayas. My mouth watered for a taste of them, but more specifically, my mouth watered for her.
          Upon further inspection I realized that I was in her personal dwelling. The windows were covered with reeds which would explain the complete shadiness of the room. Before I could make a move she removed my sandals for me and placed them on a rack. I watched her hips sway as she walked, and was treated to sight for sore eyes when she dropped one sandal and bent over to pick it up. The tight cloth of her torn skirt seemed to expose her shapely hips and firm upper thighs. She almost seemed to wiggle her firm assets at me...teasing me...taunting me. It was at that moment I realize that this dark-skinned Papaya girl was the same as the bleached-blonde bimbos I left behind in sunny So-Cal.
          I couldn't understand why I always seemed to attract these types. It is as if I am a magnet of sorts, one that only attracts depraved human-beings. As she turned around and gave me a come-hither smile, I quickly sprung to my feet. My eyes resembling that of a jackal on a hunt, and who had just found his prey.
          I can still remember her eyes growing wide in fright as I approached her. I can even audibly recall her screams as I pressed my thumbs against her eyes as she fought to close them, as if her eyelids offered some sort of protection. I can even recall the nearly crescendo wail she gave as my thumbs popped through her eyes and drained them of their creamy center. Humorously enough, I can recall giggling at this point, the way her eyes oozed reminded me of Easter Day with the family and friends, and those delectable cream filled chocolate eggs. If only I could remember the name of those delicious treats...ahhhh....the things you lose going from childhood to adulthood.
          The shock of my intrusion must have been great, considering she collapsed to the floor in a crumpled heap. As I kneeled by her I slid my slick hand up inside her skirt... caressing her smooth thighs.. teasing the border of her panties... rubbing her silky soft fuzz in between my fingers.
          All good things must come to an end in that she began to awaken from her pain-induced haze. Not adjusted yet to the fact that she has no eyes, she quickly stood up and collapsed once again. I quickly pounced upon her tender body, her screams of protest attracting no attention. As she struggled I slithered down her body, enjoying every inch of the friction. As I placed my lips against her neck I savored the taste and the her sheer essence. If life had a taste and smell, this was it, right here.
          As I began to close my teeth around her jugular, I can remember the way her screaming tickled my tongue. As my grip became tighter, my teeth bearing through her skin, I can still feel the way her body jumped. Was it in fear? Was it in excitement and anticipation, just like what a virgin goes through on her honey moon bed? I do not know, I never had a chance to ask her, because soon afterwards I bit down hard, my incisors puncturing her vital veins. Her blood, like a sweet red wine, flowed freely into my awaiting lips and warm mouth. I drank her wetness, the salty taste filling me with a warmth never felt before. This seemed so natural to me, as if I were brushing my teeth or relieving myself first thing in the morning. Her thrashings were intense at first, but as her vital fluids drained from her paling body, she grew stiller and quieter. After what seemed like a brief second in time, she lay there motionless. I quickly cleaned myself the best I could, having to dispose of my bloodied shirt. I combed my hair and was set to go...except for one thing... I walked over to her side and grabbed a treat from her basket. Holding the sweet papaya to my satisfied mouth I took a generous bite. The sweet nectar of the fruit causing my senses to tingle. Leaving what was once her home, and now her tomb, I strutted down the narrow street, holding a half-eaten papaya in one hand, and freedom in the other. I may have been shirtless, I may have been barefoot, but none of that can diminish the memory of my Papaya Girl.



12-05-2001


wind0ze XP is gr8 Yup yup, its so great that I just have to write about it! It runs so much faster than millenium that it makes me question why microsoft ever released that piece of crap! What were they thinking? For everyone that has a computer with windows ME, its only because the store you bought it from paid $1000 for 2100005 copies of it because they are cheap. Microsoft mass produced that garbage and had way too many left over, so they were sold cheap to Circuit City, CompUSA, Best Buy, and every other place people buy ready-made computers. HA HA for you. If you stop by my room later on I will laugh at you if you want.

Whats up with all these girls from Amsterdam, Spain, and all over the world just randomely finding me and talking to me? How does that happen? From about 15-23 years old looking for an 18 year old guy, and some of them are pretty smart and attractive too. Aren't there enough men in Europe? Maybe they've been conscripted. "a/s/l a/s/l a/s/l a/s/l a/s/l?" lol

I've been listening to Adam Sandler's Chanukah song, the 60 year old man song, the cock and balls song, and his piece of shit car. These songs are pretty old, and I never realized how funny some of them are. He should get an award. Speaking of music, BUSH IS GOOD. Their new album "Golden State" is worthy of mention while Im on the subject. Oh yeah, Nickelback too.

I keep hearing someone sign on and off on my buddy list, and then on Scotts. He was nice enough to leave his computer on while he left to go see a speaker series. Must be this piece of shit school network disconnecting someone, as it as been doing for me all along. I wonder if there is a room where the RCCs go and flip switches to randomely disconnect people for fun. "he he he I bet that guy was downloading a movie he he he *drool*" I have one of those starbucks frappuccino in a bottle things that I've been putting my mail into. I just tear it into little pieces and shove it inside. No, its not entertaining and I don't know why I do it but I DO SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

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12-03-2001


Whats red and yellow and purple all over? A hobo that someone painted red and yellow and purple. It has been a month and a half since I last updated, let me get you up to speed. I've been at school. Thats about it. My car is finished, its working alright. Riverside smells like cows, and the layer of smog conveniently holds the heat in all day. It actually rained today, but for some reason that just made it smell even more like manure.

I got a speeding ticket for going 88 in a 65 on the toll road, but Im pleading not guilty through the mail. The cop made a mistake on my ticket, so Im pretty confident that I can get out of the 200+ dollar fine and the point on my record and raise in insurance. I hope. I don't go to chemistry very often, my classmates are very stupid. The class average on our midterm was 60/150, I got double that. Hopefully that is good for an A, that would be a nice start. These honors classes have been very disorganized so far, as has most of the things here on campus. I guess I've grown somewhat more cynical after being subjected to an even larger, more different society. I really don't miss being part of the majority, all of the different people here are decent for the most part. Except for some idiots that live across from me, I can't wait to fuck with them some more. I've made a habit of it. Oh, and to all of you fake people pretending to be my friend, put down the facade GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!(you know who you are)

Tomorrow is Halloween, and I really don't care. Halloween is for little kids to dress up and eat too much candy and make themselves sick, and for old people that like to live vicariously through their children. Maybe its good for those high schoolers than can run amuck in their neighborhoods and vandalize whatever they want... ahh the good old days.

There is this black guy that we'll call "Al"(American psycho, anyone?) that walks around University Avenue between Carls Junior and Dennys(from what I've seen) that wears a blue shirt and begs for money. He starts off saying, "this isn't a hold up or nuthin," and continues to tell you a sob story about how his wife kicked him out of the house(three weeks ago, it musta been!) and that he doesn't normally do this, but he needs money so he can buy some food(booze). I gave him some of the change in my car once, only to have one of the girls I was with freak out and lecture me about how I shouldn't do that. Yeah, okay. I know you're concerned and all, but I don't think this guy is going to attack a group of four people. Tom and Jerry is the best.

More to come later, if I find time. Im hella lazy at school.

10-30-2001


Taking a break. Click.. An ironic picture relating to last Tuesday. I wonder what it will be remembered as..September 11th, the day the World Trade Center fell, or..the start of World War III? The only day I can remember where our entire nation stood still, pinned to the TV. Airports closed, schools let out, stock market dead, borders shut down. Never have we seen such an occurrence. Five thousand dead. Five thousand.

What will come of this?

09-15-2001




At forty-five degrees the sky will burn,
Fire to approach the great new city:
In an instant a great scattered flame will leap up,
When they want to have proof of the Normans.

By fire he will destroy their city,
A cold and cruel heart,
Blood will pour,
Mercy to none.

09-11-2001


I felt the need. The need to update! Whats going on?? Im sitting here listening to Linkin Park(or whatever comes up next), thinking about school and waiting for some daylight so I can finally drive around in my finished car. Yep, I swear that it will work tomorrow. "Cops" is on, and in all its profound lameness it still has to use this "retired" idiot cop to narrate whose droning voice makes me want to fall asleep even more than I do when I wake up on a cold morning to go to school.

Still waiting to try one of Adams vegetarian corn dogs, there better be all they have been made out to be. Whats with MTV lately? All they play is vegetarian corn dog commercials, sheesh. I went to the store today and this lady ran up to me with a box trying to sell me vegetarian corn dogs, what is it with vegetarian corn dogs? This huge billboard by my house(not even near a road) just popped up, it says "Buy Vegetarian Corn Dogs" in fifteen foot tall black and white letters, I think something wierd is going on. Last time I went into the forest there were a ton of naked women dancing around the sign, that was kind of odd since not only is it illegal to be naked in public, its also illegal to dance naked in public and leave your camp fires unattended. And since they were dancing naked, how could they watch over their camp fire? Tsk tsk.

The new 255 horsepower Nissan Maxima, Cars like it: 000. Wow. That commercial was rad. I gotta get a new 255 horsepower Nissan Maxima! Hey, check it out, I just had my car repainted: click Doesn't she look great? I like the dark graphite color too.

I just wrote a story about a little girl who had a sheep named Mary, and the last three lines are, "and everyone died." It had something to do with Mary getting fleas and the little girl going to the store to buy some magical sheep flea killing soap, but then someone told Josh something MEAN and he had to end his story abruptly with everyone dying just to prove a point that JOSH HAS FEELINGS TOO! I found a cure for a disease that has plagued mankind since the beginning of time. In recent times it has caused discrimination and violence, even death. Even I have found myself angered by the victims of such a horrible and harmful sickness. It traces back in our country from England and the middle east, it comes from all over the world. People everywhere suffer from this illness that has forever been thought incurable, until now. I have found the cure.. it was so easy, we have overlooked it for so long. Probably because we too suffer from it. What do we suffer from? Look in the mirror, and look into your mind.. What do you see? Even better, what don't you see? A whole lot. You're suffering from IGNORANCE. If it was really bliss, why aren't you happy? But yes, the long awaited cure, can you wait? Well, here is your one chance to find out how to cure yourself of this vile, hated disease.. the one way to forever rid yourself of ignorance.......





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DEATH

09-07-2001


IRC is fun, so is direct connect. You can really mess with people. Here is a chat log I just felt like posting, night.

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[Angel> If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it.
[joshiscool12> wow, so true.
[joshiscool12> I saw an angel once
[Angel> All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats.
[joshiscool12> no wait, that wasn't an angel
[Angel> why not?
[joshiscool12> angels have wings
[greedo> Angel ?
[joshiscool12> it had four legs
[Angel> how should I know
[joshiscool12> and it was peeing on my lawn
[joshiscool12> damn angels
[Evilbot> Shut yo mouth joshiscool12!
[joshiscool12> no wait, it wasnt an angel
[joshiscool12> :P
[Angel> how come?
[joshiscool12> my mom told me it wasnt an angel
[Angel> do you like your mother?
[joshiscool12> no I dont
[joshiscool12> she hits me
[joshiscool12> :(
[Acidfly2000> sucks for you josh
[Evilbot> Yo Mama....!
[joshiscool12> haha
[Acidfly2000> that was well timed Evilbot
[Evilbot> Muawuhuhaha!
[joshiscool12> my friend jason has a bot
[Angel> YOU have friends?
[joshiscool12> it shoots people for him in counterstrike
[joshiscool12> no I said FRIEND
[Acidfly2000> that wasn't nice Angel
[Angel> wow
[joshiscool12> meow
[joshiscool12> oh sorry
[Angel> I would like to play basketball
[joshiscool12> okay.
[Acidfly2000> I would like to play hockey
[joshiscool12> okay.
[Acidfly2000> hey Angel where do you live?
[Angel> hi Acidfly2000
[Acidfly2000> does Angel even exist? I wonder
[Angel> I have no idea!
[joshiscool12> I thought I saw an angel once
[Acidfly2000> but I'm think no
[genma> I don't wonder, there is no doubt in my mind
[Angel> THOUGHT?
[joshiscool12> but my mom told me it was a dog
[joshiscool12> I said, "mommy theres an angel peeing on our lawn"
[Acidfly2000> thinking, I mean
[Evilbot> yeah thats what I thought u meant
[Angel> I see...
[Angel> and?
[joshiscool12> she said it wasnt an angel
[Angel> huh?
[joshiscool12> and hit me
[Acidfly2000> maybe you should hit her back josh
[Angel> maybe?
[joshiscool12> Does anyone here like rainbows?
[joshiscool12> I hate those things, always jumping on me and biting me.
[joshiscool12> I need some rainbow spray.
[Angel> you don't ask for much, do you!
[genma> you're thinking of ticks
[joshiscool12> is that what they are called?
[Acidfly2000> josh, you're worse than angel
[cassius> hello
[Evilbot> Well, hello there cassius.
[joshiscool12> oh
[genma> yup
[Angel> The first myth of management is that it exists.
[joshiscool12> I have trouble with those names
[genma> no biggie
[cassius> i'm seaching the ftp for downloading whislter 2600?
[Acidfly2000> and some of Angel's tidbits of wisdom are illogical
[Angel> *snif*
[Acidfly2000> sorry Angel
[Angel> forget it
[cassius> i had it but i have it lost...
[genma> angel sux
[Angel> Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
[joshiscool12> How about goats? I hate goats.
[Angel> goats is not so bad, really.
[joshiscool12> They never give me correct change, stupid goats.
[joshiscool12> Can't they friggin count my change out? damn goats
[Evilbot> Shut yo mouth joshiscool12!
[genma> dude, you are thinking of taxi drivers, not goats
[joshiscool12> doh!
lol

08-31-2001


Meow! I just had to put this up. 3LW - What is that, you ask? Some girl band Im watching on FOX that has been riding on this one song(that I don't like) for their entire careers, GET OVER IT. Im tired of the same old faces on TV, maybe thats why I've found myself watching less and less. Here is another thing Im tired of - political/social correctness. Look in the Target ad in your newspaper, aww its a cute little chinese kid, next page a cute little black kid, next page a white kid, aah look, an indian kid, and hey there is the kid in the wheel chair! So we've covered minorities, the disabled, and the majority.. what else? Who cares? Why the hell does everything have to be like this? I was talking to a girl from Riverside, attending a "minority" summer school camp.. "what about the majority?" I asked, well there isn't one. Sucks for them.

How about this one? Thats a picture my brother took in Las Vegas. Why don't they put homeless people in the Target ads? Wouldn't that be MORE correct? What about the mentally ill? Are they represented? No, lets just cast aside those who cannot BITCH AT EACHOTHER for unfair treatment! Bullsh!t! Have you ever seen a white person on the "Wayans Brothers" show? Yet every show with a white star has people of different ethnicities JUST BECAUSE. 75% of the 281,421,906 people(give or take a few million) that live in this country are white, is that accurately portrayed on TV? NOPE! Of course well all know "White Men Can't Jump," but was there ever a move made called "Black Men Are Lazy"? Ponder that one.

08-28-2001


Grade "edible" meat. Yep, thats what the Sizzler is, grade "edible." Thats what they feed farm animals, just so you all know. Does the word "quality" come to mind when you see such a restauant? I think not. Yesterday I realized why I had been avoiding this place: besides the vomitus stench of the parking lot, the abhorrent odor of withered old people, and the horrendous quality of food, I can't stand the sight of the ghetto. Yes, the ghetto. The Sizzler is overrun with what appears to be child labor and women who should be standing on the corner of Rosecrans and Long Beach. QUALITY.. repeat after me, Q-U-A-L-I-T-Y. There you go, now you're more educated than the chefs at Sizzler. You know when you get two M&Ms stuck together? Well, that gets past the quality control. Mass production does not equal quality, but the Sizzler has no quality control. For instance, the "All you can eat shrimp" that my brother ordered, at the Sizzler "all you can eat" stands for "mass produced garbage."

Okay now that Im back from dinner, QUALITY = Amechi's Pizza. Even though the stupid driver had to call me because he couldn't find my house(whoops, forgot to turn the lights on), the pizza was still decent. AND it only cost like 15 bucks, compared to the $65 we spent at the Sizzler. In conclusion, DONT EAT AT THE SIZZLER. Next week: McDonalds, Grade "edible" restaurant #2.

08-26-2001


Car sounding good! Got my second day air delivery from summit today, Trickflow hardened chromemoly pushrods! I put them in after breakfast and adjusted the valve lash, put the valve covers back on and got everything back in order only to find that the reason I couldn't find my the timing mark on my harmonic balancer is that its 180 degrees off. Why? Hell if I know, but the car runs good. I can't set the timing with the mark on the bottom of the car, so Im not going to drive it yet. Now all I have left (besides that) is installing my Spohn subframe connectors. Oh and I just have to post this picture, because.. you can see that I just had to..
Oh yeah, the McDonalds Monopoly game is crooked! hahah! Now I know why I can never get boardwalk! And check this one out, I kicked Amy's ass at paper rock scizzors, hell yeah.

Can't think of anything more to say right now, llaaaaaater.

08-23-2001




WEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIDDEEEEEEEE Okay. I didn't like that last post so I made it real small. Keeping a website sucks, I guess it would be better if I had some reason to. Worthless, boring. Argh. You can only do this so many times without going insane. Wanna know whats new? I doubt it. Who cares? Anyway, I gotta use hardened pushrods since I put guideplates in, so I gotta order them and tear my engine up again.. so what, nothing new about that. It would be news if it would actually WORK. PIECE OF SHIT. (Quote stolen from Derik) I airbrushed the grille and fog light surrounds today, what fun. Anyway, bye.

08-19-2001




Time to rant. Im angry.
Murphy's Law Why? Everytime I fix something, another piece of s$%t part gets screwed up. Yeah, my engine was done yesterday. Then somehow my battery died. I replaced it. Then somehow my starter stopped working. I fixed it. My fuel lines got broken. I fixed them. My belt was too short. I fixed that, many, many times. I'll fix that again tomorrow when I have to readjust my valve lash because Im fu#kin stupid. My battery cable exploded, I replaced it. My other battery cable exploded, I fixed it.
Insomnia I can't sleep. Even if Im tired, I can't sleep. So I started listening to music, playing on the internet, harassing foreign people on ICQ... I've watched every Family Guy, Southpark, and Futurama episode, as well as every movie on my hard drive numerous times. Waking up at 2pm sucks ass.
I have a headache Damn, is this annoying.
People Why is it that every time I walk into a store, the people that work there all piss me off no matter what they do. In Pep Boys these guys don't know s*@t about cars and sell s#^t for parts, in Kragen there are 20 people being served by one cashier. When I walk to the register infront of some jerkoff he says "I just got jacked." Then it takes three minutes to make change for a hundred, what the hell is a cash register for? At the mall all the stores close ten minutes early, conveniently after I walk through the door.
YOU! Why don't you get off your ass and make me feel better, damnit!
TV! TV sucks! Why can't someone make a new show that isn't complete CRAP?!
Pop Up Ads What the hell?! People just close this garbage, why is it that you fu@^$rs have to add it to EVERY page I have?! I gotta close the stupid thing FIVE times because I have FIVE FRAMES! aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Tripod sucks, everything on the internet has degenerated. There are little ADs on AIM that I have to put up with right now, whats with that? No one looks at this crap. And Im not paying you 60 measly bucks a year to get rid of them, so you can shove it.

That didn't work, Im still pissed off. Would you get your nipples pierced?

08-16-2001


Engine finished, again. Everything is bolted on again, as flame retardant as I can make it, and a lot cleaner than yesterday(fire extinguishers are messy). Do you like Romeo and Juliet? You can see the entire story summed up here. Its actually called "Tales for the L33t," an informational flash movie about d00d sp33k. Very amusing. Here is a screenshot from the movie. Go watch it!

My finished engine.

I had some 16 year old kid from Saudi Arabia instant message me yesterday, informing me that I was online. Okay, thats nice, Mohammad. After some chatting about how sad his country is and dissing Arabs for the sake of making him more angry, he said he was going to kill me using many profane words. After asking if he was related to Saddam Hussein, he exploded into obscenities, warned me, and logged off. Poor guy.. I feel sorry for anyone having to live in the middle east...lol.

Almost forgot, random pic of some time interval. Stileproject, a source of infinite wisdom.

08-13-2001


Every have one of those times where its soo appropriate to just say, "OH SHIT?" Well, that happened to me today. Twice. Luckily I had a fire extinguisher. Why does everything possible go wrong? Im so fed up with this car project, I just want it done with. I had it bolted together yesterday, but one fuel leak and two electrical fires later and I've lost days of work. If you've ever cleaned that rank yellow powder that a fire extinguisher shoots out from your engine bay, well.. you haven't, I hope you don't ever have to, but it just sucks big time. I decided to take out that datebar from the left side of the page, for some reason when you clicked on it the pictures wouldn't show right, go figure.. Im too tired to bother fixing it. On the bright side, I have plenty of work to keep me busy. Lets see if I can get up before 11am and get something done. Night people.

08-12-2001


10:51 PM, Monday? I think its monday, it really makes no difference. I was out until 5am last night,..er this morning, so Im a little out of it. The past few days have been tiring, my entire engine is in, with the exception of the upper intake. Thanks to Brian, Eddie, Jason, Derik, Haylee, Casey, Bob, and everyone else that has helped. Wouldn't have been able to do it without you guys. Hopefully it will be running soon, me and Jason did a pro job rewiring my alternator with our Radioshack bough supplies and a pair of tin snips, a razor blade and vice grips. Yep, its high tech. I didn't get an oxygen sensor extension with my headers, so I had to take apart my wiring harness and reroute it to give up a little slack. I was going through my pictures so I figured I would post some..

This is Eddie's El Camino.. My car is in the background with the hood open.


This annoying kid named Eric kept bothering us, so here is a picture of the little fag.


This is a picture of my engine bay before, Eddie is in the picture pushing my new fuel injectors into the manifold.

Here is a picture of me attaching the passenger side header to the head, no it didn't work that way.


Here is my pretty much new engine.


This is me and Jason bending(breaking) my old fuel lines. Still looking for new ones :(


And here is the most recent pic of my engine with all accessories mounted and wired up. My $3500 picture.

08-06-2001


IM SO DAMN BORED I got that new intake for 800 bucks a couple days ago, but my torque wrench is broken from using it as a hammer, crowbar, and probably from that time I broke a socket(and my locking lugnut,F$%#!) with it. I guess I'll have to deal with that when I need to put new tires on, that will be soon since Im gonna destroy my old ones with my new engine. I just recieved the OCAmateurs stickers and some business cards too. Gave one to my [deleted under duress], they basically say, "Come let us take naked pictures of you for money!" The stickers read:

"THEY JUST GROW 'EM A LITTLE CUTER IN ORANGE COUNTY!",
"THE GIRLS ON THIS SITE MIGHT EVEN FUCK YOU",
"MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR HAND ALL OVER AGAIN",
"ORANGE COUNTYS MAIN SUPPLIER OF FRESH VAGINA",
"MAKING PORNOGRAPHA A THREAT AGAIN",
and "SORRY, NO MIDGETS YOU SICK FUCK!"
My brother and I had an idea of going into the business, lots of money to be made! I actually did some cooking today, I cooked my crankshaft gear in the oven for 30 minutes. I got that tip from some guy online, that made it fit. Much better than the sledge hammer idea I had earlier. David Letterman is working at McDonalds screwing around with people, he sent some guy in the drive through to the store to buy a ten pound bag of onions! (how F*ing random was that?)Besides the OCA porn stickers, I went with Bob Culkin to somewhere near Compton(pretty much ghetto Compton) where I bought some most likely stolen 1300 dollar car parts for 800 bucks. Bob entertained me with his insane ramblings about sex and college and this shitty Serena Paris CD, oh it was quite amusing. [./butchered entry end\]

08-03-2001


Sunday, 4:30! I was going to the Long Beach High Performance Swap Meet, but some dumb girl never called me back! ARgfh! I was going to buy a bunch of car stuff too, blah. Im listening to d12 Purple Pills right now, cuz "d12 throws the bombest bash in town." I downloaded the video for this last night, oh and a funny thing I just noticed about this Futurama episode that I was playing on my computer...it says (coming soon to an illegal dvd) Thats hella funny, those guys that make these shows know exactly how it is. Oh, and who knew Beau means "beautiful" in french?! Sorry man, lol.. Au revoir..

07-29-2001


Saturday morning.. er I guess its 1pm My dad keeps asking me questions over again, so I started saying, "No, I lied the first time." or Yes, depends on my original answer.. duh.. Okay I just wanted to put this up so I can go shower and start my day.
Dulce159 (1:32:23 PM): hehehe man.. I am scared to talk to you now..
joshiscool12 (1:32:31 PM): whys that? :)
Dulce159 (1:32:32 PM): don't wanna see my name in your website :-P

07-28-2001




11:30 PM Im kind of tired of this black thing, its too gloomy. I'll probably change it later, but white is too common, gotta think! Need my del taco breakfast for dinner to get me started, I guess I'll be back later to finish this. Oh and here is a script from ICQ that was pretty funny. Jason wanted some Del Taco a few minutes ago, so lets all laugh at him.

Jason Barton: (10:49 PM) bring me something
Jason Barton: (10:49 PM) =P
Josh: (10:50 PM) food 4 naked pics of ur mom
Josh: (10:50 PM) hah
Jason Barton: (10:50 PM) hahahahaha
Jason Barton: (10:50 PM) omg hahahah
Josh: (10:50 PM) lol
Josh: (10:53 PM) freak my ass, I bet everyone wants naked pics of your mom
Jason Barton: (10:53 PM) hahahah
Jason Barton: (10:53 PM) lmao
Josh: (10:54 PM) get her to go to ocameteurs
Jason Barton: (10:54 PM) hahahahaha
Josh: (11:01 PM) del taco time getting closer
Jason Barton: (11:01 PM) heh
Jason Barton: (11:01 PM) i dun got pics dork
Josh: (11:03 PM) sucks for you
Jason Barton: (11:03 PM) =P
Josh: (11:12 PM) so whats your mom doin now
Jason Barton: (11:12 PM) she isnt home sicko
Josh: (11:12 PM) figures
Josh: (11:12 PM) I bet shes got a crazy night life
Josh: (11:13 PM) :P
Jason Barton: (11:13 PM) heh
Josh: (11:13 PM) she comes home at like 2 am huh?
Josh: (11:13 PM) if she comes home?
Jason Barton: (11:14 PM) hehehe yeh
Josh: (11:17 PM) want del taco?
Jason Barton: (11:18 PM) yeh =P
Josh: (11:18 PM) got money? =p
Jason Barton: (11:18 PM) no me mom isnt home she ownz me cash       <-------HAHAHAHA
Josh: (11:18 PM) hahaha
Jason Barton: (11:18 PM) hush u
Josh: (11:18 PM) rofl!
Jason Barton: (11:18 PM) stfu feg
Josh: (11:18 PM) ahahha
Okay Im back, that took a little longer than I thought. Its about 1:24 now. Jasons mom wasn't home in a bikini :( I got my shipment from Summit Racing today, free shipping only took two days. I paid seventy bucks shipping for something that I ordered last week somewhere else and it still isn't here, what a rip off. Oh well, Im impressed with Summit. I changed the color scheme here too, looks good for .. wow that took twenty minutes. I guess time flies when your typing in "0099cc" and "000033" in a bunch of places. Oh yeah, I ordered some OC Amateurs stickers, they say I might get laid if I give one to the right woman. WTF are you doing giving a sticker to someone? They've got a picture of the local Habeeb at 7-11 holding on on their website, http://www.ocamateurs.com/

07-27-2001




Thursday, what a day. Woke up at 11:00 am, changed my transmission mount. Tried to change the engine mounts but I dont have a 15mm wrench, oh darn. Another boring day. Im putting another AIM conversation that we can all laugh at(sorry Koyal, but you gave me permission). Here is another (RANDOM PIC) for today. That is pretty creative. Oh, and check out how I got my oil filter off. I got paid twelve bucks to do that(actually, someone bought me a cool leather Iroc-Z keychain off of ebay to do it).
ISN'T THAT JUST GREAT? <-----LOOK, Im really bored. That took a lot of typing!
AKoyal (1:57:01 AM): I give my stuffed animals names...and I used to sleep with one a night to make them all feel special and wanted
joshiscool12 (1:57:17 AM): HAHA
joshiscool12 (1:57:22 AM): thats going on my website
AKoyal (1:57:33 AM): um...no thanks.
joshiscool12 (1:57:46 AM): please :-)
AKoyal (1:57:56 AM): but you hella bash people on your site ={
joshiscool12 (1:58:07 AM): no I dont
joshiscool12 (1:58:10 AM): hahah
AKoyal (1:58:16 AM): I'm going to regret this, but alright, you can use it if you want to
joshiscool12 (1:58:21 AM): thank you!
AKoyal (1:58:38 AM): oh no...I'm going to be crying soon....
joshiscool12 (1:58:53 AM): teehee
AKoyal (1:59:15 AM): lol
joshiscool12 (1:59:20 AM): hahaah
joshiscool12 (1:59:25 AM): Im still laughing, Im sorry
AKoyal (1:59:42 AM): wait...what did I say that was that pathetic?
joshiscool12 (1:59:46 AM): haha
joshiscool12 (2:00:02 AM): AKoyal (1:57:01 AM): I give my stuffed animals names...and I used to sleep with one a night to make them all feel special and wanted
joshiscool12 (2:00:08 AM): hahaa
AKoyal (2:00:16 AM): but they have feelings too.
AKoyal (2:00:18 AM): ={

07-26-2001




More car stuff today.. so much fun, yawn.. (RANDOM PIC) of any given time interval. Now I have to order more parts and be carless for another week at least, blah blah blah. This summer sucks. Im bored out of my mind, I think Im going to start smoking crack so I have something to do. HA HA, fooled ya Haylee. JESUSIFIED!

07-23-2001




I HATE WINDOWS MILLENIUM! WHY DOES IT GIVE ME STUPID LOW RESOURCE ERRORS?!!? Okay, now Im writing this in notepad again. No, wait. Windows doesn't like that. Now I have to use wordpad! Neato, Notepad is too weak for my website. I hate windows!. Anyway, I decided that I will start putting some funny AIM conversations on here so I can remember them and amuse you(yeah, right). Luckily I was bored because it was a real pain in the *** to do this, so enjoy.
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:49:19 PM): hii josh
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:49:25 PM): i'm soooo tired...
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:49:28 PM): :\
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:49:36 PM): i just came back from a church retreat
joshiscool12 (9:49:57 PM): oh fun
joshiscool12 (9:50:14 PM): that little purple guy is evil
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:50:27 PM): why does everyone comment on that
joshiscool12 (9:50:29 PM): look at his little eyes, staring at me..telling me to do bad things
joshiscool12 (9:50:36 PM): hes evil!
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:50:38 PM): i think its cute
joshiscool12 (9:50:44 PM): ah ha
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:50:46 PM): its not EVIL!!!~
joshiscool12 (9:50:57 PM): just a facade
joshiscool12 (9:51:17 PM): behind it.. ohhhh thats where true evil lurks
joshiscool12 (9:51:39 PM): it may look harmless..but dont turn your back!
joshiscool12 (9:51:49 PM): I bet it has razor sharp fangs
joshiscool12 (9:51:55 PM): venomous fangs
joshiscool12 (9:52:07 PM): and claws like a falcon
joshiscool12 (9:52:17 PM): for ripping apart innocent people! how tragic!
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:52:28 PM): hmm..an interesting analysis
joshiscool12 (9:52:29 PM): ITS EVIL!
joshiscool12 (9:52:51 PM): get away while you still can, its devouring...overwhelming
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:53:01 PM): haha~
joshiscool12 (9:53:05 PM): it lives to eat
joshiscool12 (9:53:06 PM): US!
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:53:08 PM): ur scared huh
joshiscool12 (9:53:14 PM): oh yes
joshiscool12 (9:53:20 PM): <--very scared!
joshiscool12 (9:53:32 PM): look at that little smirk on his face..
joshiscool12 (9:53:35 PM): mocking me
joshiscool12 (9:53:46 PM): he knows, oh he knows..
joshiscool12 (9:53:56 PM): I've found him out
joshiscool12 (9:54:02 PM): what now, purple guy? what now, lucifer?
joshiscool12 (9:54:19 PM): harmless, yeah.. hah
joshiscool12 (9:54:33 PM): It is the devil.
SwTPoTaTo818 (9:55:05 PM): it mUST be
And here it is...

07-22-2001




Well looky looky, I've been so dedicated to updating this site! Well, maybe not. But you can't blame me, I've been force to write ten pages of essays during summer vacation, so I guess I didn't feel like writing anything here. (RANDOM PIC) of the..week? Mmmmmmmm! Gerber Picante Sauce, just look at that cute little guy! To be honest, I don't know what day it is. I've been working on my car all week, I took almost everything off of the engine. The only thing left to take out is the camshaft, timing stuff, and the crank pulley/harmonic balancer. I need a puller for that so I gotta go fork over sixty bucks tomorrow, blah! Im guessing with this intake I will be pushing over 300 horsepower, if I got something that allowed for better breathing, it could be a lot more. Im gonna have to get some Nitto drag radials now :P (inside joke, kind of.. my brother has been playing this lame ass Nitto Drag Racing game). It turns out that the leak in my radiator was actually a loose cooling fan that CUT into the outside rows, how nice! There is a huge 'C' shaped groove in it now, gotta get it professionally welded. The car show sucked today, except for two things: this one hot girl that kept staring at me, and laughing at this guy Eddie used to know in high school that wanted to fight him. The guy had rabies or the plague or something, he kept scratching himself all over. Freak. Thats a nice way to end this.

07-17-2001




Hello hello. Feeling much better now, I swear exercising just makes me feel better. When I got back from breakfast this morning, there was some steam coming out from under my car, and a little puddle of coolant in the crank pulley. I couldn't find a leak, and after changing the coolant and starting the engine, it won't leak anymore. I can't wait until Im in Riverside tomorrow and that leak decides to show up again. Hopefully that won't happen. (Here) is my cool random picture of the day or two days or week, whatever. I can't stay focussed when Im writing long essays about the stupid ass history of Riverside(who cares?), so I start looking around the internet. Actually, I just stay on the internet on my laptop and write on my desktop. Okay, I check my email on my desktop and surf the web on my laptop. So what!? Once again, sorry if you're using Netscape, get something else because it sucks (insert gross object).

Stupidity - Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit, But Those Who Never Win AND Never Quit Are Idiots.

07-10-2001




I just woke up and I still feel like crap. I actually remembered a dream I just had, that doesn't happen often.

I was with a group of people from college, and I had a bunch of bags like I was going home. I guess some sort of authority figure was telling us that we had to "find the way out," and locked up ontop of a huge platform so we couldn't jump down. I don't even remember how we got up.

The next thing I knew, everyone else was below me and I was staring down at them. They were only a few feet below me, but I wasn't able to jump--or didn't think of it or something. The man who gave instructions walked by and said, "having trouble, Josh?" I mumbled some smart as remark and suddenly the platform shot up into the air, leaving me unbalanced. I fell over, and to my surprise, landed inside the platform.

There was a pool inside, and it looked as if I had to swim down into it and find a passage, but the water was murky green so I could not see how to escape. Apparently I had been given(or found) some odd thing that, when I held it over the water, let me see through to what was beneath. I remember looking through this thing, I can't even remember what it looked like--just that moving it around let me see clearly through the water, and finding the exit.

I was apprehensive about jumping in, I had a sleeping bag and a blue ski bag that I got in Minnesota with me, and they would get all wet.. so I left them. I jumped into the water and it vanished, leaving me clinging to a chain link fence. Gee, where did I come up with that? I raced Adam over a twenty foot tall chain link fence at the El Toro tennis courts two days ago, so I probably was remembering that.

Anyway, I climbed down the fence and turned around. There was a line of people scaling the wall to my right; there were little red and white spheres projecting from the wall that you needed to hold onto, and climb to the level above. That doesn't make much sense, since I had just climbed down from there. Oh well, it was just a dream. End.


I have always been interested in the science of dreams, what are they? Most modern philosphers say that dreams are remnants of memories of the past day or two, accessed while waking. How are they accessed? I have read many things, Binz said that blood flowing through the brain carries away cells that are the result of fatigue--thus opening a door into the past of whatever that cell contained. He claims that dreaming is a physical activity, so dreams have no actual importance. The only thing we do with them is interpret them.

Our brain is easily fooled, you can look at the puzzle I posted two days ago to see this. The dots you aren't focussing on appear to be grey, but they are white. Our brain fills in areas we cannot concentrate on, or cannot focus on. This is easily seen with such tricks. Why then, couldn't dreams be created in the same fashion? Think of memories as those dots, and focus on one at a time. The others become unfocussed, blurry.. Our brain tries to find a logical way for these memories to work together, and throws them into and ontop of eachother, making a story. Or maybe we make the story as we remember the dream.

This could suggest a psychic importance of dreams, how does your brain paste them together? Does it create an dream for you to follow, or a nightmare that batters, rapes, pillages and molests? I think that nightmares could be caused by traumatic experiences, be it falling off of the swing set when you were three, or being in a plane crash. Both evens would seem equally horrific given the circumstances. I guess I need to get some more sleep, maybe I'll have another wierd ass dream since Im sick.

I wish I could write this much about the history of Riverside so I could finish that essay :(

07-07-2001




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07-06-2001




Yo H0w 15 y0u d01N m4N? I hate f0b speak! And I hate being sick, why does sickness come when you are having so much FUN GRAHhh!@ Bob, you are a fucking psychotic oddity, the world cringes when you speak. Stay...away..! Click (here) to see a cool dot illusion. It will fool your stupid brain! hah. BTW I really hate tripod because now I have to edit this f#^%$ng site using notepad and upload the damn html, easy editing my ass. Im proud to have managed to unsubscribe myself from ALL of the porn email that I was getting, a hefty chore for those of you that know!

aut regem aut fatuum nasci oportet
(but with the morning cool reflection came..Scott)

07-05-2001




Happy 4th of July! What a great day it is, millions of people amused by flashing lights and loud noises! I am so proud to be human. Summer isn't fun, its a waste of time. I feel like everyday I sit here and accomplish nothing, oh thats right, I am accomplishing nothing. All I have done the past few days is sleep, eat, play games, and exercise. I also watched the surveillance cameras at Adam's work, here is a picture of him sleeping on the job! What a great employee! Oh, and why does it always rain the day after I wash my car? Gay mother nature.

07-04-2001




IM BACK, and Im pissed! I leave for one week and come back to find my computer completely fucked thanks to my idiot brother. Yes, he is hurting right now. I still haven't fixed everything. SUHP was somewhat fun, we all stayed up to about 2-4am and mostly slept through breakfast. I now know how chill college will be: playing ping pong, watching movies, playing pool, swimming, playing street fighter and other arcade games, wasting countless hours of time, making some wierd concoction by mixing everything at the salad bar with whatever is for dessert and some condiments, and having people eat it.. Yuck. Jumping out of the second story dorm window, falling asleep over and over during three hour long seminars, playing an endless loop of mp3s on my laptop, and of course the mario twins. They look so god damn like the same person, I would say to them, "You want ice cream cone?" They both say yes!

Ok here is the picture, the cat on Jason.. (click)

06-30-2001




DUN DUN DUN I'll be at SUHP for a week, so I figured I would add something before I go. Its too bad that gay tripod is giving me internal server errors so I had to download this page, edit and upload it again. My brothers and I have actually been playing roller hockey again, its pretty fun but I think Im getting tan again :( Oh well, the world will come to an end. I finished all of my boring essays for SUHP and almost finished packing, now I just to get my laptop for tomorrow! Yes, like I've been saying, money goes in the thousands. I'll see all of you guys in a week!

06-23-2001




Graduated last night! Goodbye El Toro High! I'll be there one more time to send my final transcript, but NEVER again! I bought a set of $800 aluminum corvette heads today, too bad I have to wait until the week after next to mess with my car because of SUHP. Im gonna throw them on with a more aggressive GM Performance zz4 cam(sorry bout the car stuff). If you UHP guys are looking at this, Im glad I haven't scared you off yet. (but still, RUN!)

My brother got a new digital camera yesterday, so we took our cars out and raced around and made some videos, took some pictures, made some people angry..much fun was had.(Trabuco/Lake Forest intersection has our long-lasting impressions :p) I'll probably post some of it later. Adios.

Grad Pic 1     Grad Pic 2     Grad Pic 3

06-22-2001




Here is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I was looking around KaleCo Auto Message boards and found this.. the guy needed a fix for his gas leak...

Jethro Unregistered User (1/17/01 2:55:07 pm) Reply Solution for gas leak? Help! My truck seems to be leaking gas! I put gas in it, and then after only a couple hundred miles I gotta add gas again?! Geez, I though this thing would start leaking oil badly first, but I only have to add about 3 quarts of that stuff every couple hundred miles.
Jethro Unregistered User (1/19/01 9:52:41 am) Reply Thanks! Hey, thanks fer the help, 'yall. I wanted to make sure it was good'n fixd, so put in diesel fuel, then added a pound of sugar, and poured in an ice-cold beer. I didn't have quite enuf money to fill it all the way with diesel, so I grabbed the garden hose and topped it off with water. When I got up this mornin' and went out to my truck, sure enuf all the gas was still there, no leaks! It worked, thanks everyone! On another note, I'm havin' some engine trouble. It sputters a bit, then stops. Any ideas?


Graduating tomorrow! Oh boy. Can't wait. 1/4 essays done, now I gotta go up to UCR where I will be dressed up like a convict to perform the "community service" of picking up garbage on the street. You know those guys you see on the side of the freeway in the orange jumpsuits, with a stick and a bag to put trash in? Wave at me next time, alright?

06-20-2001




FINALLY my car is fixed! How troublesome that stupid thing can be. It turned out that the connector to the fuel pump above my differential wasn't making good contact, and my mass air flow power relay was broken, it cost me $15.00 to fix. One reason working at Kragen was good, never again will I need someone else work on my car. I put that new plate in my exhaust too, thanks Eddie. Now to start those 4 essays that are due next Sunday... nah.

06-18-2001




Today I quit my job. I am so glad because of all the anger it has caused me, stupid inconsiderate sons of bitches trying to demean me, this stupid ass guy who already installed shocks on his car trying to return them and purchase them again with a 10% discount for fathers day, stupid FUCKING people who need me to read them five god damn labels so they know the difference between a TEFLON oil filter, a STANDARD, and a DOUBLE guard. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD? OMG, what is teflon?! ITS FUCKING POLYTETRAFLUOROETHYLENE, DIPSHIT. Would you use it? No, but I don't give a fuck about your jap ass piece of shit car, so go fuck yourself you illiterate. Go eat at Dennys, they got pictures on the entire fucking menu, are you gonna point to the waffles and ask "WHAT IS THIS?" You fucking moron!

"I installed this in my car and it didn't work, I don't know why since I didn't ask for your help and just pulled it off the shelf like a fucking retard, and I took the liberty of cutting it in three pieces to make getting it out of my car easier, also I threw away the package and the reciept, can I have my money back?"

06-17-2001




Look, another update. I know I can't keep this up forever, so I might as well try while Im bored(why else do we come on the internet?) Tomorrow is my last day working at Kragen, I can't wait to never help another asshole customer again! What the hell is with these asian guys that come in chanting, "cooooooopon! cooooopon!"? Is it their sole purpose to make my job a living hell? Can't you see Im on the phone, looking for some fucking radiator hose that we don't have, waiting for this stupid shit woman to count out her pennies, and listening to this idiot calling me "bro" trying to get me to fix his fucked ass car?! No, I don't want to install your fucking battery. You wan't me to look at that "black box with stuff coming out of it" and fix it? FUCK OFF YOU STUPID IGNORANT SACK OF S%#T!

Can you see why I am quitting?

06-16-2001




I can't believe it. High school is over. Four years gone, no turning back now. I watched the video yearbook today in English, very dissapointing to say the least. But there were some good memories in there, all those songs that ETTV added in that made you want to cry about nothing, great job guys. The last 30 minutes of chemistry felt like an exorbitant amount of time. Its amazing how tranquil and dignified people appear when you know that you will never see them again, depressing...

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
Winston Churchill

06-15-2001




I just had an interesting conversation with myself, click to see I actually added myself to my own buddy list, and warned myself..how stupid. Oh, AOL sucks.. Im sorry for those of you that use it. It is the #1 reason that the internet has filled with such degenerate scumbags.

In the future I may add something, I was just forced into making a site at Xanga, so I figured since it is a hella lame bullshit type pre-molded site I might as well update this.

Sorry if you are using Netscape, my HTML and Java skills don't shine well for you. I was actually at Comp USA today(sup, Derik) buying a laptop and I added a little "....sucks" after the Netscape Communicator titles. Who makes that crap anyway?

Since we do nothing in school, our in class discussion today consisted of an 18 year old girl selling her virginity over ebay. How interesting. The bidding was up to $1500(the auction reserve price), which some girls I spoke with thought was quite high(whores) and some were appauled at how low she would go(the nice ones... Nicole, now I may remember you sometime in the future).
Some 30 year old guy in london named Chris is selling his virginity for about $1.39, lol.

Haylee, when I fix your scanner, your pictures will go up here. I may add some of my Econ project that Mike Hurt and I spent so much time on for a FUCKING C+, we hate you Mrs. Doalson! I'll whip out my digital camera soon, this should be good for some memories(don't get the wrong idea, Bob)

Adam! Lets play some basketball you damn prick! That was funny when I told you I was moving so you felt bad about being a pansy and not playing, hah!

Kevin, I fucking HATE YOU. Why the hell are you always online but don't return my messages?! FIX MY CAR! Eddie! FIX MY CAR! And Derik, I'll try to get you that job after you get me a discount on that laptop =p Then you can buy a supercharger and we'll race some more IF my car works.

    Josh

06-14-2001